why does this potnoodle taste like fags?

first thing's first, it's not a potnoodle, before potnoodle come kicking my door down and trying to rape me with a ten inch dildo made from cold steel, it's a snack noodle, and i know they wont come and break my door down because they're all masturbators, this is a beef flavoured snack noodle and i made it using some warm water out of our magic warm water machine, it's not even a kettle.

it's like a very very warm tap, kinda like one of those toasters with the conveyor belt, but for water instead of cheap bread

so that can't be the bit that tastes like fags, because i even went back and tried some of the water to see if it was dirty tobacco water, but it was nice clean water

anyways this potnoodle tastes like fags and if anyone knows why then they can write in to PO box 3 or something, i'm not sure

flip you fakenoodle
have some curly bill bset