what is this?

i don't know why i'm here, or what i'm doing. but i think i may be lost in the internets
however i will tell you a story, first i will set the scene
i am very bad with words, so i will use pictures to show my story environment and characters

once upon a time, in the land of cliche and sharks who cant swim because they are dead, there was a young boy called curlybillbent

curlybillbent looked very tall and thin and always carried an umbrella with him incase the rain started to pour, like the tears of his dissapointed parents when they discovered that he was, inface no good at anything he ever did.
hang on, i forgot to draw his hair

i am not good with computer, so i have had to draw his hair seperatley from his body because i don't know how to make the old picture come back to the screen

anyways, curlybillbent was about to embark on a very important mission, a mission so important that the very fate of the world could bepend upon this single task, but i can't think of what it should be because i am bad with stories

suddenly, TINNED FISH appeared and then curly bill needed to find a tinopener inorder to harvest the succulent flesh of a once, very alive, playful fish, inorder for him to survive and maintain the breath of a man who had long since passed away

curlybillbent ventured to the kitchen to fnid an implement he could use to reveal the succulent meat
hold on, i will draw the kitchen

the kitchen looked very bad because curly bill had only just awoken from a deep slumber, he had dreampt of a land filled with glass, right up to the top of the sky in the world, but not that nice glass like you might find at the beach, that nasty glass that you find in the park scattered around the bins, dirty brown aids-stained glass, but it wasn't too bad because it was only dream aids, and that's not half as bad as imaginary aids, i mean don't get me wrong it's still bad but imaginary aids you're like awake and you're thinking of it on purpose, and you're a sick individual

right, where was i
curlybillbent searched very muchly through the draws in his kitchen










 but sadly, there was nothing of use to curlybillbent, except ofcourse for the vibrating double action superheat treated plasma conducting wobble action, real genuine firing ballequipped megaultra nintendo DS charger in the top right hand corner of the draw, as his ds has previously ran flat, after playing too much mario and the double headed knife throttler version 2, curly bill thought of a better idea


he put the tuna in the bin and moved on with his life

THEND by Aaronwillyarms